I saw Chuck Lorre and Kristen Johnston and I was in—instantly. Mom was one of my favorite heartbreaking-comedy experiences, and Leanne feels like a mini-reunion crafted just for those of us who miss that show.
The pilot might not have landed every joke, and I even hate that canned background laughter, but the framing felt comfy, observational, and full of potential.
Top Quotes from the Leanne (Netflix)
This show is a fun mix of early-2000s sitcom vibes and Chuck Lorre’s signature wit. Here are the best lines from the series.
“If this is midlife crisis, it’s the cutest one I’ve ever seen.”
Leanne (Kristen Johnston): She says this with a biting charm after meeting the cute FBI agent, setting her tone: sarcastic but soft.
“I’m allergic to advice. If I wanted it, I’d ask Siri.”
Leanne (Kristen Johnston): She delivers this classic line when her neighbors start giving her unwanted childcare tips.
“Everyone calls me ‘Leanne’ but Bill still calls me ‘Honey.’ It’s confusing.”
Leanne (Kristen Johnston): A single sigh reflects both her comfort in her family and her insecurity about her new life.
“Being a dad twice feels like déjà vu with more diapers.”
Bill (Leanne’s ex): He says this with a half-laugh and a half-panic, a perfect voice for a middle-aged man fumbling through his life.
“Back then we had chaos in quick highs. Now it’s prolonged confusion.”
Bill (Leanne’s ex): A line about his divorce that perfectly captures the difference between old chaos and new confusion.
“I don’t need life advice from someone who can’t handle eight rescue cats.”
Andrew (Teens’ older brother): This is a sharp and funny line that immediately gives him credibility as the snarky older brother.
“Leanne, you’re officially under arrest—for stealing my last name.”
FBI Agent Love Interest: This is a classic sitcom flirt, showing that romance is definitely on the way.
“My garden is better than therapy—and cheaper than your ex.”
Neighbor: A subtle but funny line delivered during a backyard brunch scene.
My Honest Thoughts and Rants
I’m not gonna lie: not even Kristen Johnston made me laugh in this season. Absolutely zero laughs. Maybe the next episode will be better… because I want to like it so badly. I loved the vibe, and I really need to see more. I hope season two happens, especially to see more of her romance with that cute FBI agent and watch Bill freak out about becoming a father again.
Despite the laugh track and slow start, this show has heart. Kristen brings a dysfunction and a realness to her character, and you can tell she’s earnest. The other characters are also well-written, with Bill’s fatherhood chaos and Andrew’s attitude already showing up. It has potential, and it deserves a second season.
Why These Lines Work
Leanne so far mixes the warm, relatable comedy of Chuck Lorre’s classics with a modern twist. Reviews have noted Kristen Johnston’s natural tone and ability to make ordinary dialogue feel special. While critics flagged pacing issues and the overuse of the laugh track, they praised the cast chemistry and thoughtful writing that promises more than one season, according to publications like Variety and Vulture.
The show is made for Mom fans, built for affectionate laughs, awkward romance, and a quiet suburban truth. Kristen Johnston still feels like a sweetheart with a snarl. Andrew already has attitude, and Bill is sleep-deprived dignity personified. If you like character-driven shows, you might also like my take on Dexter: Resurrection quotes or The Hunting Wives quotes.
Leanne may not be laugh-out-loud funny yet, but it feels warm and intentional. If the next episodes follow this pace of vulnerability, awkward humor, and family evolution, count me in for another season. Kristen Johnston’s comeback holds both nostalgia and hope.
For more observational comedy and family chaos, you might enjoy my posts on Companion 2025 Quotes or the messy character arcs in Echo Valley 2025 Quotes. I also have reviews for other shows you might like, like Chief of War and The Sandman.
Which line made you nod in recognition—or roll your eyes? Drop your favorite quote from the Leanne pilot in the comments, and let’s wait for Season 2 together with some skepticism and snacks.
