YES YES YES! They cooked well with this one! I haven’t heard that many laughs in a theater during a comedy in a long, long time. In a world full of serious reboots, did we really get a new Naked Gun movie that’s actually, gloriously stupid? Turns out, we did—and it’s just what we needed. Critics are already calling it the funniest movie of the year, and I can tell you exactly why. We’ve collected the best and most absurd quotes from the film to celebrate the triumphant return of deadpan brilliance.
The Most Ridiculous Quotes from the New Naked Gun
The new film is a joke-per-minute assault on all things serious. Here are the most memorable lines, showing off the chaotic comedy and perfect deadpan delivery of this new classic. For more movie lines, be sure to check out our movie quotes section.
“Saving comedy is no laughing matter.”
This is how the movie opens, with a meta-seriousness that immediately tells you this comedy respects itself, even though it’s completely unhinged. It’s the perfect welcome back to the world of Frank Drebin.
“One… but you are gonna like it!”
This classic deadpan line from Tim Meadows’ cameo comes during a hilarious gag at a ski resort. It’s the perfect setup for a big punchline that had the whole theater losing it.
“You’re under arrest—for being too stylish at a crime scene.”
Neeson, as Drebin Jr., delivers this line while playing the “wardrobe police.” It’s the perfect mix of Hollywood glamour and police absurdity that the franchise is famous for.
“He said O.J. didn’t kill anyone. And I believed him—best denial speech I’ve heard.”
This is a brilliant moment of satire that updates an original joke with a modern, razor-sharp edge. The movie isn’t afraid to poke fun at its own history and controversial cast members.
“Pam Anderson, is that you or just my imagination in a fur coat?”
This is Drebin Jr. flirting while investigating. It’s a funny nod to the past that hits the nostalgia button with a wink and a smile.
“Where’s the P.L.O.T. device? Because I keep losing my place.”
This is a funny running gag about a tech device named “P.L.O.T.” that openly admits the story is not the most important part of the movie.
“Subtlety died with my father. I only do explosions and pratfalls.”
Drebin Jr. proudly admits that his father’s legacy was crazy—and he happily leans into it with a lot of big explosions and clumsy gags.
“I… love… you? Nordberg, no… drugs!”
This is a classic Nordberg callback. It was a beloved bit from the original movies, and the crowd lost it in the theater.
Top 10 Quotes from the Originals (Timeless Comedy)
The new film has some great lines, but it all started with these. Here are some of the most timeless quotes from the original movies that fans still love. You can find more classic lines like these in our lists of quotes.
“That’s the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there.”
Ed: “Sex, Frank?”
Frank: “Uh… no.”
A timeless joke.
“I have full-blown AIDS.” A shocking and hilarious punchline from the original sketch.
“Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?” A classic joke about baboons taking over the city, making fun of bureaucracy.
“Awfully big moustache.” This is Drebin’s masterclass in deadpan brilliance.
“Friends. Bet if I dusted you for prints…” Frank’s version of a romantic ending with Jane. Smooth as cheese.
“You can go now, right?” A perfect moment of sass when he dismisses a witness.
“No… Drugs!” Nordberg’s appeal that Drebin completely mishears, leading to chaos.
“Good evening, commissioner. You’re looking lovely tonight.” Frank’s trademark greeting, where charm meets absurdity.
“That clock detonated… it’s 4 minutes too slow.” Frank tries to fix a bomb, with a joke that’s both punny and deadly.
“I see a certain kitten still knows how to scratch.” Frank’s line after catching Jane’s slap. A perfect example of surreal physical comedy.
My Honest Thoughts and Rants
I didn’t realize Seth MacFarlane was behind this, but it totally makes sense. It was very funny, even if maybe a bit less funny as it went on. But damn—it’s been a while since I heard that many people laughing in a movie theater. I fucking loved it! Liam Neeson killed it as Frank Drebin Jr., just like I knew he would. And seeing Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson together warmed my heart.
Also, do yourself a favor and watch the credits. Just do it—you’ll know why. It’s so funny, oh my God, it’s funny. The film really stands up to everyone who doesn’t like change and just wants things to stay the same. Neeson might be heavier than his predecessor, but the real star is the comedy itself—it’s completely ruthless and unfiltered. I mean, it’s stupid, but that’s the point. The only thing I hated? They DIDN’T DO the classic cop-car opening bit that’s in all the other movies!
Why These Quotes Hit Hard
The Naked Gun (2025) is unapologetically stupid—and that’s its power. Critics call it a riotous return to slapstick and a movie that respects its own absurdity. Neeson is a surprisingly good choice who brings a serious intensity to the chaos, and he’s getting praise for it from People and others. While the second half of the movie does dip a bit, according to The Washington Post, the nonstop jokes never betray the spirit of Leslie Nielsen’s originals.
The movie is so funny because it’s stupid in the best way. Neeson might not be Leslie Nielsen, but he carries the torch with his intense, deadpan charm. Missing the cop-car intro was a letdown, but that self-aware line at the end was so good for fans that I actually cheered.
For other quote-filled reviews of crime and comedy franchises, check out my takes on Companion 2025 Quotes or the chaotic female friendships in Echo Valley 2025 Quotes. If you want to see what else I’m watching, you can explore my other TV series reviews.
The Naked Gun reboot may not be as good as Nielsen’s original movies, but it shows that the creators really care about the jokes. It’s full of absurdity, sly nods to the past, and a complete refusal to take itself seriously. Neeson plays the straight man in a world of slapstick, and he brings this kind of spoof comedy back to its rightful glory.
This is a refreshingly silly film that uses nostalgia without being stuck in the past. It reminds us that comedy can still be ridiculous, clever, and joyful all at once.
Which quote made you snort-laugh or want to rewind? Drop your favorite in the comments—let’s confess the lines we can’t stop quoting.
